How to Stop my Wife from Nagging

 

The Problem...

Your wife nags you all the time!

 

So you... 

Told her "stop being such a nag!"

and now...

 Silence with the sound of slamming cupboard doors and an unexplainable aftertaste in your dinner.

 

take it like a man...

 

If you act like a child you will be treated like a child. What defines acting like a child?

1. Leaving a trail of bodily fluids wherever you go.
2. The manners of a disgruntled fast food employee.
3. An inability to recognize the work that goes into clean floors.
4. An over abundance of toys you don't even play with.
5. The personal hygiene of a South American Gorilla Hostage.

Now Fix It!

Recognize the signs of a wife with an empty love tank. When a wife begins to feel unloved and un-adored her nagging radar begins to rise. It's like a self preservation tactic. On a really bad nagging day ask yourself if there are any unresolved issues you need to address, or apologise for. Take her on a date, show her some love give your poor big girl bossy pants a hug!

Overworked and underpaid. If you still live in the 18 century then you will carry the belief that house work and child rearing is a woman's job. If that is still the case then you need not continue reading and check yourself into the 21st . BUT if you are empathetic and involved like most men are today (sexy!) Then you should easily recognize that women respond to feeling overwhelmed and overworked verbally (... nagging)

So help take the load off her. Hire someone to help around the house, even if it's just to clean bathrooms or floors. Take on a few more regular chores and get the kids involved.

 Pay Her! Slip a bit of dough in her skirt on a Saturday morning and say ... "this is for all your hard work you do to keep our house together, so go buy yourself something nice for the date I'm taking you on tonight...."  

Please DON'T initiate sex at this moment or you just bought yourself another silent treatment sentence. After a day at the mall with your credit card and a date at the end;  you my man have just bought yourself a sure thing! Your Wlecome

With all the responsibilities of your job (which you better have, unless you're at home being the caregiver and hero to your kids or are an injured sexy air force pilot.) it's easy to come home and just check out. When you've had a hell of a week it's easy to forget what your wife asked you to help her with or fix or clean.  Don't be so prideful to ask for a list. aka (honey do list). Women LOVE checklists  it's like crack to a control freak. Nothing turns a woman on more than a checked off completed to-do list; especially if it's been completed and checked off by YOU!

What God says about nagging...

•  It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a nagging wife.
• A continual dripping on a rainy day and a nagging wife are alike;
• It is better to live in a desert land than with a nagging and fretful woman.
• A foolish son is ruin to his father, and a wife's nagging is a continual dripping of rain.